How Do You Kill an Elephant?

[gifted]

How do you kill an elephant?












With an elephant gun.
How do you kill a blue elephant?













With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant?













You choke it until it's blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a purple elephant?












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Silly, there are no such things as purple elephants!

[rachel92]

Why don't you just execute him with a quick swipe of the ax?

Hahahaha! I loved it.

[gifted]

Well, the whole point is how unlogical it is.

[rachel92]

I know... I know... I was kidding.